Daily Digest 15/05/08 (wait hang on was it bimonthly?)

Zzz. With so much CCTs and projects and all that rubbish that follows secondary school life, this *daily digest* has once again become a few and far apart post, but tonight being Thursday of Week 9, I shall take out 10 mins to come up with something interesting for this post.

'You have 2 cows' (you probably have heard of this but its funny so well...)

Code Lyoko

You have 1 cow and a bull. The bull becomes a computer scientist and gets trapped in a virtual world with his daughter, and the bull is kept there by a evil program, but the daughter cow is trying to avoid being captured by the program. There's also 4 cows who are friends and form a team trying to rescue them while reverting the chaos caused by the program

Death Note

You have two cows. One of them suddenly has the ability to kill off the other cows with the exception of the super-intelligent cow that keeps tracking the cow (who is also friends with it). You begin to notice that the cow is spending entire nights cramped up in the barn, and you notice it's the only cow in the barn that is still alive. You kill that cow, and take it's notebook to seek revenge on those who harm you.

Fate/Stay Night

So as I pray, "Unlimited Cow Works."

Fate/Stay Night (2)

You have two cows. One is actually some sexy female King Arthur, and the other cow is Red. The Red cow summons your future self, who is one hot bull, but that doesn't matter. And theres some other random girl, but who the hell cares. All you want is some Saintly Cup so you can get water to your favorite cow. Choose wisely, or else your cow's neighbor becomes evil, forcing you receive a limb donation from your future bull-self. Try explaining that one to your friends.

Fullmetal Alchemist

You have two cows. Cow one dies and you use alchemy to try to bring it back; cow two dies in the process and you lose an arm and a leg. You now have no cows, and are missing two limbs. You manage to reincarnate cow 2 into a cow shaped suit of armour. Then a third cow turns out to be a homunculus, and your mom.

LOL (= =|||) Source: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/You_have_two_cows/2

P.S. another lame piece of crap:

MNB MND MNH MSS MIB
(to the students of 3J i suppose you should know what this means =D)


Well, till my Social Studies and English project next week I guess!!
Note: Three of my classmates will be on this blog talking rubbish, so if you see them remember to ignore anyone by the name of 'WK', 'wkgan2' or 'kiwi' cos' this person loves using expletives.

=D
Signing off,
xXdaSimXx
Thursday, 15 May 2008, 2214hrs