Haiz, so busy with work I don't even have time to log on to this blog, but anyway, right now I've a headache as to whether I should write for my English assignment about the recent news or something from one of the Newsweek magazines which I ordered but never read. Instead of crapping everyone out, I shall recall an anecdote by my friend and me.
P.S. Pls do not take offence at this.
Your mama so fat, when she jump into the Singapore River, she created a big rift!
Your mama so fat, when she jumped off Sembawang, Pulau Ubin rose from the depths!
Your mama so fat, when she jumped on Gummybear, she flattened him entirely instead of bouncing off!
Your mama so fat, when she taupoked SIM, SIM got flattened!
(this is supposed to be an amazing feat since SIM is a humongous creature with about a few million tons of his fat stored in another dimension so as not to destroy this one)
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Hope that was funny, but if its lame to you, try this one.
YOU SO SLACKER, YOU HAVE TIME TO STARE AT THIS DUMB POST. zzzzzz
Well that's all for today folks. By Friday 2359hrs, I shall be back with my English assignment completed on this post. Hopefully it will not be about a lame joke where Malaysia 'welcomes' someone we should all know by now with the sign 'SELAMAT DATANG'.
Signing off,
xXdaSimXx
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