Ok I know it sounds silly calling this a Daily Digest when I post only about once a week, but never mind anyway. Tomorrow, I still have to stay back and wear that stiff uniform for the classification shoot, but oh well, I guess we have to pay the price of feeling uncomfortable if we want to look good sometimes like in CCA uniform. For now, Prof. Sim (me!) shall give a lecture on the Art of Farting to Suan
5 ways to suan people when you are farting:
1) Tell people they can't fart as well as you do.
2) Fart straight into their face and tell them your fart stinks more.
3) When in class, make loud farts which stink up the whole room and then suan your classmates they can't make such a pro fart.
4) Fart into their chairs then suan them that they just sat on your fart and have been infested by it.
5) Fart into their food and run away as fast as you can, meanwhile suaning that they don't have fart to propel themselves faster.
*End of Lesson*
Disclaimer: Pls do not attempt any of the above 'stunts' unless you are attempting to court a horrible experience where everyone runs away when they see you. Only meant for jokers who fart really well.
LOL xD = =
Signing off,
xXdaSimXx
Thursday, 28 February 2008, 2322 hrs
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