Daily Digest 28/2/08

Ok I know it sounds silly calling this a Daily Digest when I post only about once a week, but never mind anyway. Tomorrow, I still have to stay back and wear that stiff uniform for the classification shoot, but oh well, I guess we have to pay the price of feeling uncomfortable if we want to look good sometimes like in CCA uniform. For now, Prof. Sim (me!) shall give a lecture on the Art of Farting to Suan

5 ways to suan people when you are farting:
1) Tell people they can't fart as well as you do.
2) Fart straight into their face and tell them your fart stinks more.
3) When in class, make loud farts which stink up the whole room and then suan your classmates they can't make such a pro fart.
4) Fart into their chairs then suan them that they just sat on your fart and have been infested by it.
5) Fart into their food and run away as fast as you can, meanwhile suaning that they don't have fart to propel themselves faster.

*End of Lesson*
Disclaimer: Pls do not attempt any of the above 'stunts' unless you are attempting to court a horrible experience where everyone runs away when they see you. Only meant for jokers who fart really well.

LOL xD = =


Signing off,
xXdaSimXx

Thursday, 28 February 2008, 2322 hrs

Utopian Society......Or Is it?

Imagine a Utopian society......
where Wangzilla suddenly butts in (those who dunno whats that its a big human looking gorilla)


CAN WE STILL CALL IT A UTOPIAN SOCIETY!?!?!?!?

LOL Never mind.

A materialistic utopian society.

Everyone is rich. Fatness is the new beauty.
Wangzilla is banned despite his X-treme fatness.
Good food is free and spawns everwhere.
School is all about learning how to be a greedy pig.


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Signing off,
xXdaSimXx

2214hrs
20 February 2008

Daily Digest 20/02/2008

I would love to describe how boring one of my teachers is. For confidentiality purposes, I shall not be revealing any names and I hope no one will take this in the wrong point of view that I am making a personal attack. I will hereby disclaim that this is not a personal attack, just the view of a student.

He simply loves to drone on and on, merely pausing on occasions to ask for questions. When someone does poses a question, he simply replies in the same unclear (at least to me) method he uses to explain at first. In my opinion, I would recommend that he teach as a lecturer or a private tutor instead.

I request that anyone who knows the true identity of the aforementioned teacher or me, that you do not mention names to sabotage my portfolio just for the fun of it. If you do not feel comfortable, please do post your view and I will read through.

Signing off,

xXdaSimXx

2052hrs

20 February 2008

First Post

This will be my first proper blog ever since my previous unsuccessful blogs which all merely contain "Under Construction" and truth be told, my main reasons behind this new blog is for schoolwork, but hopefully I can use this blog to improve my pathetic English. For now, this will be a test blog meant for schoolwork with a bit of me sprinkled here and there.

To the understanding of Russell Baker's techniques in his selection "On Becoming A Writer" that we discussed in class earlier today, he manages to sustain the reader's attention by foreshadowing in his previous paragraphs, allowing him to hold the reader in suspense as to how he is going to fail with the essay where he was true to himself and get scolded in front of the whole class. When he continues, he does a wonderful job with a long description of how Mr. Fleagle was reading his essay and how happy he felt at bringing joy to the class, thus holding the reader's attention over long paragraphs.

I end off here for now. Next time, I'll be back with not just a post full of homework but some reflections of the day.

Signing off @ 20:55hrs, 19 Feb 2008

xXdaSimXx